WINTER IN BELEN

In Be-len, when it's snow-in',
Roads get slick; it's tough go-in'.
And Ga-ry Chor-re
Is laugh-in' a-way
As Ronnie Tor-res slides side-ways past his house.

Cathy: "Don't you hate this cold weather with all the ice and snoo!"
Gordie: "What's snoo?"
Cathy: "Not much, what's snoo with you?"

It's a mess, down on Rein-kin
Traffic lights, are all just blink-in'
There's just one trick to know
To drive in ice 'n snow
But no-body knows it in Be-len

I've been known to gig-gle when I spot-ted
A fun-ny slip-and-crash where some-one fell
That's pro-bably a sin, but if you do it, too
We can split the cost of the U-ber ride to hell.

Gordie: "I'm not taking any Uber. They can come get me if they want me."

Cathy: "Knock, knock!"
Gordie: "Who's there?"
Cathy: "Atch."
Gordie: "Atch who?"
Cathy: "Gesundheit!"

If you va-lue your life,
Stay a-way from I-twenty-fife
The au-to body crew
Will have to prey on some-one new
If you stay at home when it's snow-in' in Be-len

Cathy: "I heard that the new county hospital will have an ICU ward."
Gordie: "Do we need that?"
Cathy: "Sure we do -- to take care of the poor half-frozen sheep this time of year."
Gordie: "Icy Ewe? (confused pause) Oh, I get it."
(Gordie shakes head)
Gordie: "Say goodnight, Cathy."
Cathy: "Goodnight, Cathy."